Happy Holidays, Lightweights!

Ahh, back from Thanksgiving break. This time of year is horrible for lightweights. Horrible! What are the holidays about, other than making every half-baked enterpreneur rich and having to deal with the in-laws after they've put back a few too many eggnogs? Eating. Putting as much food in your gullet as possible. It's impossible to avoid it, but it's also impossible to avoid the guilt you feel after downing half of an overstuffed bird. So what's the moral lightweight to do?

-A Tofurkey! -- just kidding

-Row heavyweight -- I know the thought of getting in a boat with the fatweights is tough, but hey, maybe if you gave it a shot, you'd be able to appreciate all the work you put in to make lightweight that much more

-Cosmetic surgery -- how much can an arm really way, anyways? And now that adaptive rowing is a paralympic sport, the possiblities are endless!

-Time-honored fallbacks -- trashbag suit erging, saunas, vomiting...talk to your friend who wrestles

Whatever you choose, have a safe and fun winter season!